Even though my profile is ish and aggressive, if you are capable of pouring your heart out I think we'd at least get along. I'm 34, I grew up in West Texas, have long hair, and meeting someone on a web site kind of makes me wonder what this world is coming to. I guess it is what it is. Respect and compassion are key elements in my life, and I really don't know much else, which is something of a flaw. I'm down to Earth when I need to be and and have a quiet and gentle side that just likes to appreciate things for what they are. So, there. I feel better. Wish I could say this to someone in per. See you around... you know who you are. P.S. Read the rest if you just want a laugh... --- Not sure what else to say. I'm not on this website because I won the lottery or have a 200 foot long schlong. I'm here because I like to drink up, have a good time, and NOT DRIVE around town racking up gigantic bar and cab tabs. Be prepared to take me to IHOP so I can gorge on some breakfast, or at least have some Captain Crunch or Fruity Pebbles or something. I am NOT one of these dick beating freaks bored enough to shave my balls and broadcast that on youtube or whatever - the door to that bull shit is over there -> Between the alcohol and the sugar I tend to stay up until noon as it is, and if you are reading this it probably means I have the day off tomorrow so you might try to contact me if you want to have a good time. Call me out on a peral guarantee to that, or dinner is free! If you like to laugh then let me know because I am about to give this up for some fun after hours downtown where I work, permanently. Just email me or whatever it is you can do on this website. I am GQ material and just need some tush. No lie.

My Ideal Person REAL is IDEAL. These robots drive us nuts.

Ideal? I don't know. I'm 35, so whatever floats your boat. Padding is good. Real good in fact, so who cares? Willing to laugh at themselves and everyone around them, including me - that's a big one. I like to have a good time no matter where I go or what I'm doing, and I try not to take any situation too seriously, unless it means business. That might take some getting used to but that's a matter of personal experience: we are only here for a short time so we might as well enjoy each other as much as we can

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
It impairs my ability to drive.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Sadomasochism, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Hard Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Cross Dressing, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather, Latex, Fisting, Massage, not sure what i am agreeing to here, but if it breaks the ice, it worked

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Experience in a certain role (top/bottom; master/slave), Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level, A little of each, IHOP

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Like I am going to tell this website WTF

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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