Hello! Welcome, come in and let's go on a journey. I like camping and hiking in the nude and take my cats out for a drag on the beach. Sometimes, I while strolling alone along the beach I feed the birds to my cats. Occasionally, I come across couples making out and kick sand on them, It's a hoot. It would be nice to share those walks with someone though, we could cover more ground. A lot of people have told me that I'm "special" or "gifted". I think they are jealous that I can count to 10, or 20 with my shoes off, and even to 22 in the shower. (don't ask) I was a professional bungee-jumper, but due to my depth perception issues, it didn't last long. My best friend is a Burundian Pygmy. His name is Mbaba-Mwanna-Waresa- Something, but I just call him shorty, it's easier. We hang out all the time. Although when he gets mad at me, he punches me in the kneecaps and shoots me with a poison blow dart. We always laugh about that afterwards while I'm recovering in the hospital.

My Ideal Person I'm looking for somebody that is breathing, and preferably not in any type of
relationship, such as marriage, a cult, or prison. A woman that has a steady head
on her shoulders, but not a steady shot when she's mad. As beautiful on the
inside, as she is in the dark. She has to have a sense of humor, especially if
catching me in a lie, drunk, or out with the guys (or all the above). She MUST
know how to bathe, and does it regularly....with or without my assistance. She
cannot be a blood relative (note to self: always check this first, not last). And
must be of legal age...in Florida, NOT Missouri.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Sadomasochism, Hard Bondage, Candle Wax, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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